Don't let the door hit you in the ass, 2009.
Save that honor for my boot. GET OUT OF HERE. Love you and yours bunches, atsirhc. It’s all uphill from here (one hopes).
WHEW. THAT's done, finally! TIME TO GET MY DRANK...
THINGS I DID LAST DECADE (in no particular order)
Finish high school. Start high school. Start college. Get into college. Get into high school! Come out. To my parents. Turn 21. Turn 18. Turn 16. Turn a lot of other, less significant ages. Get my driver’s license. Donate blood. Lose a relative. Lose a friend. Lose my virginity. Learn to play guitar. Go to two funerals. Go to three weddings. Meet a lady. Have an anniversary. Sail a boat. Fly...
My only real New Year's Resolution or whatever is...
One year ago today I was on my way to Medieval...
Not even kidding.
Sorry about the dashboard spam with all of my...
So I’m very sorry about that and I apologize.
Also, I heart you back?
You are a doll and I heart you. Also, why the obsession with Canada? I wish I could tell you. I really, really do. But I just don’t know! My mom thinks I must have been Canadian in past life (because she’s into that past life sort of thing) and I think that’d be pretty cool if it were true. Also, I really like universal health care and same-sex marriage! They are two of my...
I have a crush on you. If I told you who I am, what are the odds I’d have a shot? I’m pretty non-single, so your odds are pretty slim, but not because of who you are! Just because of who I am! It’s not you, it’s me!! Really!!!!! Ask me something, tooters!
Any resolutions for the new year? I don’t really do resolutions, but I do make vague suggestions at myself that maybe some time in March or April or December I will decide to take to heart. Also I don’t really make those suggestions on January 1… but kind of, whenever… so… I guess the answer is no. Ask me something, tooters!
My bouche is pretty amused.
Alina. Abby. Rock Band Wii New Year's Eve.
frageelaytwit: alinasmith: frageelaytwit: At our place. Just sayin’. I already have plans for tonight, but seriously, let’s do it one of these days. Yessssssssssss. Absolutely! My friend is a heavy metal drummer and I will invite her too. “Heavy metal drummer”…”her”? SWOON.
i thought she said she likes when her TITTY TROTS.
atsirhc: what. i’m still waking up. That too, actually. HOW DID YOU KNOW.
I do float, if that's what you're asking,...
I like it when my kitty trots next to me when I...
It makes me feel like I have a daemon.
GAH! I give up on Tumblr for the night.
Every time I heart a post I get a “Something is technically wrong!” alert and it’s annoying so I’m going to bed. Night, tooters!
My shinyish newish MBP has a discolored spot on...
I just spent a good ten minutes trying to take a screenshot of it before I realized I was an idiot. Anyway, there’s about an inch diameter circle that’s lighter on a black screen, and yellower on a white or colored screen. I got the in July but didn’t shell out for AppleCare because I’m broke enough as it is. Think there’s any merit to bringing it in, since this...
girlvanized: Ladies, you all are so lovely. With the slope of your necks into the curves of your shoulders, the soft, pale skin of your decolletage, and the gentle way you hold yourselves. I’ll be in my bunk.
monkeyfrog: yodelmachine: Tonight I’m drinking a Chianti I got at Trader Joe’s for about five bucks and it might be the tastiest thing I’ve ever tasted. Is it a fava bean pizza? NOW I SURE AS HELL WISH IT WERE.
James Spader and his voice make me want to buy an...
Also take off my clothes. But mostly the car.
milkglassmao: Thing 1. Today has been the bowl-pocalypse in my apartment. On two separate occasions items from the cabinets feel out of the cabinets and onto the counter/sink smashing bowls. The first time a mug almost hit me in the head and smashed one of the bowls that used to belong to my grandmother. The second time my pyrex bread and lasagna dishes fell from a cabinet and almost hit my boy...
frageelaytwit: yodelmachine: I kind of have to mommy my own mommy these days so will you be my mommy while my mommy’s being mommyed? KTHXtoodles! Given that I am twice your age and yet I feel we are eerily alike, I already kind of think of you as the daughter I never got to have. For serious. To answer your question: NO. I HATE YOU FOREVER. I’M GOING TO MY ROOM. STOMP STOMP STOMP...
My aunt's transplant went well. She's tired, but...
Thanks for the good thoughts, all. I’ll be off to visit her tomorrow. New Year’s Eve partay in the hospital, yo!
If you have any good juju to spare today, do me a...
It’s Bone Marrow Transplant Day for my aunt Pearl and I think she could use a little love from internet strangers. (Who couldn’t??) (ps: fuck cancer!)
The kitten was so happy to see me she cuddled with...
We have a special relationship. She’s fast asleep on her side of the bed and I am off to occupy mine! LATA, TOOTAZ.
Are you allergic to anything? Not that I know of. Sometimes when I eat really really rich chocolate things I sneeze, but that’s about it. I don’t think it really counts as an allergy but that just might be denial because I CAN’T BE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE. NOT ALLOWED. Ask me something, tooters!
(today’s tumblings brought to you by Reblogging Frageelaytwit’s Stuff Dot Com)
If you had to pick your last breakfast on earth, what would you eat? OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN. Does it have to be breakfast food? If it has to be breakfast food, scrambled eggs and bacon, but you have to cut up the bacon and put it in with the eggs while you scramble them. SO DELICIOUS. With ketchup and toast please. Do you like me. Check yes or no box. [ ] yes....
I am so pissed that Leia the Riveter tee is gone
frageelaytwit: I can hardly see straight. You all can just look at my lovely face (er, avatar) instead.
I am devouring the SHIT out of this chocolate...
Seriously. Tin foil and chocolate shards EVERYWHERE. The TSA is coming to arrest me for CHOCOLATE SANTA MURDER.
I'm sitting in the airport.
If anyone is anywhere near gate C11 in the central terminal of LaGuardia (doubtful) come say hi!! Please!!!
Life is neat, without it, we’d be dead!– Our own Bee. MAKE IT A SHIRT OR SOMETHING!!
Slutty Kangaroo President Achievement Unlocked!
I’m off to catch a train to way the hell out on Long Island. I’m there for the night before taking a WAY TOO FREAKING EARLY train back into Manhattan tomorrow so I can swing by this apartment and grab my stuff and catch a ride with my dad to the airport to fly back to Chicago so I can stop at my friend’s house and feed her fish and pick up my car and drive home and SEE MY TINY...
Abbbbbyyyyyy I’m bored. DANCE MONKEY. Also: hi. Hop hop hop. Ask me something, tooters!
I love you. Likewise, probably. My love don’t cost a thang. You are so cute and endearing that I feel completely dirty wanting to bone the living crap out of you. Uh, in my head, it’s much sexier than that sounds. BOY DO I WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Because I think you’re probably a dude and that cracks me up. I am in favor of a good boning! But I much prefer to do so with chicks...
Words with Friends chat is the new DMing